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blackrebelz:

arubbishmedic:

bollymusings:

nickthenerd:

  1. Soup.io - well-known alternative to Tumblr. Reblogging, post types, themes, collab blogs, dashboard, artsy, great community already there. Soup can auto-import everything you’ve posted on Tumblr.
  2. TypePad - Includes reblogging. Dashboard and post types similar to Tumblr.
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Reblogging cause one day it just may be neccessary.

It became necessary

4. Elllo 

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Ello looking kinda slim thick rn… 

(Source: techtrash, via ruinedchildhood)

bmoneythefirst:

cash4bees:

Some nerd: Robots aren’t cool!

Me: 

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Nerd: Holy shit. 

That baby from toy story is all grown up

(via damn-funny)

What true love looks like.

neurodivergent-crow:

scarlettohairdye:

OKAY SO I had a coworker who was otherwise a standard clueless Straight White Guy, but this dude loved his wife and he knew her real good.
And his wife LOVES shitty grocery store icing.
So the first thing she’d always do with any cake is shove her fingers into the corner and scoop off whatever abomination of a flower was on there and eat it off her fingers.

SO THIS DUDE
GOES TO THE STORE
AND HAS THEM MAKE A WHOLE CAKE OUT OF FROSTING
Brings it home to his wife for her birthday
She shoves her fingers into it and then they just keep going
FROSTING ALL THE WAY DOWN
He said the look on her face was the best thing he’d ever seen in his life
It gives me hope that even a clueless Straight White Guy knew and loved his wife enough to give her the perfect birthday present cake frosting abomination

And I love to imagine the conversation he had to have with the grocery store bakery.

That’s disgusting, what a good husband

(via thumbtackjuicyfruitspork)

badjokesbyjeff:

Doctor: Do you want the good news first, or the bad news?

Man: Good news first please, doc!

Doctor: We’re naming a disease after you

(via earthdad)

heartchai:

being vulnerable enough to tell people how much you care about them is infinitely more brave than pretending to be above love and using edginess as a method of self-preservation

(via d-e-a-d-b-i-t-e)

bambamswife:

me: *flips dogs ear inside out*
me: can u..,. hear better like this

(Source: rockleeswife, via damn-funny)

kramergate:

me: I should do laundry

my brain: you should die

me: touché

(Source: beetledrink, via hardcorefisting)

elasticitymudflap:

please look at this fucking snowman my little brother and his friends made

(via lubricates)

chrishemsworth:

Your dog’s name is Mike, last name Hat?
Well, his full name is Michael Hat.

(via damn-funny)

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